Thursday, September 23, 2010

 

Día nuevo, burradas nuevas.

Debe ser que me han pillado en un día en el que aún me estoy recuperando de una gastroenteritis que nos ha tenido a los 6 miembros de la familia en la cama este fin de semana porque estando ya preparada a oir casi cualquier barbaridad en mis clases pero no doy crédito.


Este curso me toca 4º de la ESO y después de la guerra de guerrillas que era cada una de mis clases del curso pasado que me convirtió en la profesora que más recibía apoyo incondicional de mis compañeros y su deseo de mantener mi salud a flote para que nadie tuviera que hacer mis tutorías porque nadie en su sano juicio quería aguantar a mis "monstruetes" en una guardía. De hecho hubo muchos colegas que decían que debería estar prohibido hacer tutoría en mis clases por la mala sangre que se podía llegar a hacer.


Pero divago, ayer estaban mis chavales de 15 y 16 años intentando clasificar animales en las diferentes categorías: Mamíferos, reptiles, anfíbios, pájaros e insectos.


-El pinguino ¿qué es?- Pregunto en mi inocencia


-¡¡Anfibio, anfibio!!-
responden unos alumnos con ganas de agradar

Quedó un segundo decidiendo si están bromeando o va en serio, para mi desgracia, no bromean.


-¿Cómo va a ser anfibio? Pensadlo bien, mirad las opciones
- Digo, fingiendo tranquilidad

-Que sí, que es anfibio, vive en el mar y en la tierra- afirman con la cabeza mirándose unos y otros

-Ya, No es anfibio. ¿No os parece que estaría mejor en otra categoría? leed bien ¿Qué es?-


-Entonces mamífero-


-No, no es un mamífero, vamos a ver, la paloma estaría en el mismo grupo que el pinguino y la paloma es un...-

-Anfibio-

-¡¡¡¡¡Ave!!!!!¡ Los pinguinos y las palomas son aves!-

-Entonces serán mamíferos y aves al mismo tiempo-

-¡NOOOOOOOO!¡Sólo son aves! ¿No hay nadie entonces que tenga en la columna de los anfibios algo escrito?
-

-Síííí, el cocodrilo- responden felices

-¿¿¿El cocoqué??? Eso es un reptil- Mi sorpresa ya no tienen límites

-Pero si el cocodrilo es un reptil ya no sabemos más reptiles, profesora- responde una alumna desilusionada

Y antes de que yo pueda siquiera reaccionar, una de las repetidoras grita desde el final de la clase sabiéndose la única que podía decir algo:

-¡YO!, ¡YO!, ¡Y0 he escrito un reptil!-

-A ver, dí- con un hálito de esperanza en la voz.

-El hipopótamo-

-Cachondeitos no, que me voy a enfadar, un hipopótamo no es un reptil-


-¡Que sí!
- responde ella disgustada-¡Los hipopótamos nacen de un huevo, lo he visto en "los Simpson"-


-No se quién es vuestro tutor este curso pero que os lleve urgentemente a un zoo-
Concluyo el debate en plena frustración.


Teniendo en cuenta que soy profesora de Inglés, de su nivel mejor, ni hablamos.




Besos almacenables en carpetas, carteras, mochilas, monederos y bolsillos para su uso posterior cuando sean necesarios.


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